Maybe they’re trying to tell us something. The infections. We are turning the Earth into us. Are there more of us than anything else? What if we go by mass? Six billion times 50 (kilograms, this is science) equals 3 x 1013 kilos of us. Let’s see, each kilogram of mass equals 21.5 Megatons of TNT, so if an “average” person were converted directly into energy, that would be a 1075 Megaton blast. So, the next time you think you aren’t powerful, remember: If you were converted directly into energy, you’d give off more power than every bomb and gun ever fired in every war (including atom bombs).

So, let that be a lesson to you! Do not convert yourself directly into energy. If you were thinking of doing it, just forget it. The results would be catastrophic. The first bomb at Hiroshima dissolved a fetus worth of matter at a mere 12-15 kilotons… Let’s do the math: 15 kilotons (We’ll give them the benefit of the doubt) equals .015 Megatons. This equals 430 grams of mass. That’s typical of about week 20 of preganancy. At this point, it would have fingernails, but not fingerprints. So, let’s say, you get pregnant, you carry the fetus to week 20, and then BAM! It suddenly turns into energy. That would be a Hiroshima sized Nuclear Explosion.