Wed 19 Apr 2006
answer to crossword …………………………………….$1.24
find the remote …………………………………………..$2.16
fish story ………………………………………………….$0.25
pills off the sweater ……………………………………..$2.88
mix tape …………………………………………………..$6.20
fuel rumor………………………………………………….$4.29
rearrange the fridge magnets ………………………….$0.60
wake up call ………………………………………………$0.99
tell you if the blouse looks cute ……………………….$0.75
return your porn ………………………………………….$3.22
air bicycle tires ……………………………………………$2.55
psychoanalyze the deal with your mom …………….. $5.14
spelling …………………………………………………….$1.40
remind you to floss ………………………………………$1.15
stock pick …………………………………………………$7.40
omelette …………………………………………………..$4.75
water the plant ……………………………………………$1.88
dance performance (4 min)……………………………..$5.00
sew button…………………………………………………$3.66
poem ………………………………………………………$1.00
criticize ex ………………………………………………..$2.64
google something…………………………………………$0.50
recoil garden hose ……………………………………….$2.12
margarita …………………………………………………$4.99
share your outrage ………………………………………$5.50
new band ………………………………………………….$1.50
check furnace filter ………………………………………$2.27
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April 19th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Fucking love it! Although I would charge a lot more to recoil the garden hose myself.
April 21st, 2006 at 2:53 am
you are brilliant. & i had to respond with a few items of my own:
know all the words to a power ballad… $3.50
snarky comment at tense meeting…………..$1.18
compare genitals of ex (in your head) with genitals of current……………………………………….$0.45
hate nude hosiery ……………………………………..$1.05
cry at stupid commercial………………………………..$3.25
remember dream about drowning pony…….$5.75
rearrange your psyche ………………………….$0.15
clean your own cage ………………………….$2.05
singing that ballad out loud, in your undies, home alone ………………………………………………$10.00